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We will open the book, Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year?

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The best new year jokes Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten. Vote: share joke Joke has

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It's as much a tradition as watching the ball drop: making promises to oneself which will later also be dropped. And yet, year after year, we continue to make these resolutions in the hopes that this new year will be different. Unfortunately, the only thing that's really different IS the year.

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My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey. New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper. My New Years resolution is p I'm getting drunk just thinking about tomorrow night. My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

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New Year jokes and funny quotes - drop the ball and raise a toast! Make it a comical celebration. Share your own new year jokes or feedback in the Comment box below.

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Among all the hullabaloo with New Year's, there are some key themes. One of the bigger ones is partying with friends, another is sipping champagne as the ball drops, and lastly, there's the dreaded New Year's resolution. Mix them all together, and it can get a tad messy.

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Please refresh the page and retry. W hile it is nice to have a new year for a fresh start, resolutions can be tricky. For one, they're usually quite ambitious and supposed to last the whole year and mean the following year you don't have much self-improvement to do. This is very difficult to achieve.

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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. It's officially New Year's Eve, you only have a couple of hours to do all the things you will resolve not to do in the new year. All one liners Choose by topic For special events New one liners.

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New Year is a time to celebrate the dawn of a new year and the chance for new beginnings. And what better way to celebrate than with these funny New Year jokes and puns! On New Year's Eve, Bill was in no shape to drive having had a few too many, so he sensibly left his car in the car park and walked home.


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