Add it to the list. It remains unclear how he got himself into this mess but, you know, you can probably speculate. Doctors had suggested that the poor bastard should be put through an operation which would decrease his penile blood flow so they could extract the wrench.
The male Argentine Lake Duck and his North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever - a Dr Kevin McCracken of the University of Alaska, Fairbanksand colleagues, report in this week's Nature that they have found a specimen of the Argentine lake duck Oxyura vittata that has a penis as long as its body - nearly half a metre long.
Top definition. A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place.
My BF has a small penis but I don't care. I love the sweet aroma of his swollen cock. Totally turns me on.
Phallic architecture consciously or unconsciously creates a symbolic representation of the phallus. Deliberate phallic imagery is found in ancient cultures and in the links to ancient cultures found in traditional artifacts. The ancient Greeks and Romans celebrated phallic festivals and built a shrine with an erect phallus to honor Hermesmessenger of the gods.
Penis Jokes Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster?
Profanity in Mandarin Chinese most commonly involves sexual references and scorn of the object's ancestors, especially their mother. Other Mandarin insults accuse people of not being human. Compared to English, scatological and blasphemous references are less often used.